since it’s readily apparent that TedTV plans on destroying one of the fonder innocent memories of my childhood, I thought I’d offer some alternative lyrics for Ted to use on the show… based solely on what I’ve seen in the trailers. Somehow, I doubt he’ll use them.
Hum along if you like… I’m sure you know the tune if you're not... well under 30…
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale that will make you sick,
That started on this TV show,
Was it reality or a shtick?
The show was ill conceived by Ted
The plot was lame and poor.
A classic was hijacked that day,
How could we endure, how could we endure?
The dialog started getting rough,
The viewers double crossed,
Because of the folly of the tasteless crew,
The ratings would be lost, the ratings would be lost.
The show insulted better times.
To watch was not worthwhile,
With Gilligan, he’s gay this time,
a bitch to whine and beguile,
A fake boob star,
the doctor nut, country slut,
Spin the channel dial.
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